A couple of Newfie engineers, John & Fred, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by and asks what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of dis here flagpole', says John, 'but we gots no jesus ladder'.
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her purse, took a measurement and proudly announced 'twenty one feet, six inches' and walked away.
Fred just shakes his head and laughed, ' Lord tunderin' Jesus, just like a woman. We want the height and she gives us the godamn length'.
'We're supposed to find the height of dis here flagpole', says John, 'but we gots no jesus ladder'.
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her purse, took a measurement and proudly announced 'twenty one feet, six inches' and walked away.
Fred just shakes his head and laughed, ' Lord tunderin' Jesus, just like a woman. We want the height and she gives us the godamn length'.
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