A doctor was addressing a large audience at the Mayo Clinic ...
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Chicken meat is full of steroids. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous & none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all & most of us have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief & suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand & softly said "Wedding Cake."
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Chicken meat is full of steroids. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous & none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all & most of us have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief & suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand & softly said "Wedding Cake."
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